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Anonymous said:

Hey dude I love your dramatic readings. Anyway, can you read the name of every state in America in the most seductive way possible? In alphabetical order please.

what the fuck

Why

Well, OKAY.

Saying the Names of All 50 States in Alphabetical OrderSeductively

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I can’t even get through this entire thing without dying.

I wonder if this guy ever worries of someone walking in on him seductively reading the States to a microphone. 

I fucking dare someone to listen to this entire thing and not laugh once because I’m snorting like a fucking pig at this

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Princesas da Disney plus size, pois como diz o rei Roberto Carlos: “Quem foi que disse que tem que ser magra para ser gostosa?”

i am IN LOVE WITH THESE

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marvelcastsource:

Can you re-enact your reaction to hearing you had been cast on a marvel movie?

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inspired by actual events

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yugichrist:

now THAT’S a meme……simply exquisite!

*sniffs the meme in his wine glass* ah, vintage 2005.

I must say… You’re skills are identifying classic meme are quite atrocious! While the origins of The Game are variant from over the years, the classic meme “Chocolate Rain” did not debut until the year 2007! I’m afraid we’re going to have to revoke your membership and your cancel your subscription to the Memeology Journal.

durbikins:

gotitforcheap:

yugichrist:

now THAT’S a meme……simply exquisite!

*sniffs the meme in his wine glass* ah, vintage 2005.

I must say… You’re skills are identifying classic meme are quite atrocious! While the origins of The Game are variant from over the years, the classic meme “Chocolate Rain” did not debut until the year 2007! I’m afraid we’re going to have to revoke your membership and your cancel your subscription to the Memeology Journal.


>my face when Americans call chips “french fries”>my face when Americans call crisps “chips”>my face when Americans call lifts “elevators”>my face when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts “candy bars”>my face when Americans call merry fizzlebombs “fireworks”>my face when Americans call wunderbahboxes a “computer”>my face when Americans call meat water “gravy”>my face when Americans call electro-rope “power cables”>my face when Americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a “burger”>my face when Americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblies “pens”>my face when Americans call twisting plankhandles “doorknobs”>my face when Americans call breaddystack a “sandwich”>my face when Americans call their hoghity toghity tippy typers “keyboards”>my face when Americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings “PB&J”>my face when Americans call an upsy stairsy an “escalator”>my face when Americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a “sweater”>my face when Americans call a rickity-pop a “gear shift”>my face when Americans call a choco chip bucky wicky a “cookie”>my face when Americans call peepee friction pleasure “sex”>my face when Americans call a pip pip gollywock a “screwdriver”>my face when Americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a “gun” >my face when Americans call ceiling-bright a “lightbulb”>my face when Americans call blimpy bounce bounce a “ball”>my face when Americans call a slippery dippery long reppy a “snake”>my face when Americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops “roads”

>my face when Americans call chips “french fries”
>my face when Americans call crisps “chips”
>my face when Americans call lifts “elevators”
>my face when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts “candy bars”
>my face when Americans call merry fizzlebombs “fireworks”
>my face when Americans call wunderbahboxes a “computer”
>my face when Americans call meat water “gravy”
>my face when Americans call electro-rope “power cables”
>my face when Americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a “burger”
>my face when Americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblies “pens”
>my face when Americans call twisting plankhandles “doorknobs”
>my face when Americans call breaddystack a “sandwich”
>my face when Americans call their hoghity toghity tippy typers “keyboards”
>my face when Americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings “PB&J”
>my face when Americans call an upsy stairsy an “escalator”
>my face when Americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a “sweater”
>my face when Americans call a rickity-pop a “gear shift”
>my face when Americans call a choco chip bucky wicky a “cookie”
>my face when Americans call peepee friction pleasure “sex”
>my face when Americans call a pip pip gollywock a “screwdriver”
>my face when Americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a “gun” 
>my face when Americans call ceiling-bright a “lightbulb”
>my face when Americans call blimpy bounce bounce a “ball”
>my face when Americans call a slippery dippery long reppy a “snake”
>my face when Americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops “roads”

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cishet anon: i am a queersexual transgendered and im here to say you are very rude to straight people. they are amazing and only try to help you - erm, i mean us, us! hating on The Cisnormal and Heteronormal people is heterophobic and homosexist. i am a 100% legit gaysexual saying this so if you don’t do as i say you’re being a homophone
what i actually said: i forgot
what my parents heard: i hate you and i am determined to fail at life, go to prison, and bring dishonor to this family. i care about nothing except my computer and tv shows and you can just go burn in hell for all i care. also i'm pregnant.
the-color-9:

memories4k:

Go on


*Slams button so hard it could split Jupiter open like a walnut*
You know how much fun you could have with this, Like you can drop hints toward your gender or the wrong one and confuse the hell out of people.

the-color-9:

memories4k:

Go on

*Slams button so hard it could split Jupiter open like a walnut*

You know how much fun you could have with this, Like you can drop hints toward your gender or the wrong one and confuse the hell out of people.