"Get in the car princess, daddy’s taking you shopping."
"Daddy’s has to work hard today so he can spoil you later."
"That’s right baby doll, swing the mallet just like daddy showed you."
"I’m in a rush little one, whatever you want just charge it to daddy’s credit card."
I AM A BISEXUAL PERSON AND I HAVE A PREFERENCE FOR WOMEN.
THIS DOES NOT MAKE ME LESS BISEXUAL.
IF I WERE TO HAVE A PREFERENCE FOR MEN OR NON-BINARY PEOPLE THIS WOULD NOT MAKE ME LESS BISEXUAL.
YOU CAN BE BI AND HAVE A PREFERENCE.
the worst thing about tumblr is that you read all those pro feminist/anti rape/anti misogyny posts all the time everyday and then you actually go outside and talk to a random guy and it feels like being punched in the face with a chair
that tablet pen thing happened to me once but i was there thank god my mum nearly threw it out like emma why do you have this
mum… mum mum no it’s for the tablet you bought me please dont hurt my heart this way
Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.
Me: What black pen?
Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.
Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?
Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.
The Legend of Zelda : Feather Time.
Join this new epic adventure introducing pigeon Link !
… Well I wanted to create an epic legend …. with birds ^p^” !
i bet dermatologists hate him
can a dinosaur even get more fuckin rad?
you bet jurassican
i am so impressed by that dinosaur and that pun congratulations
he likes to lay in the sink. even if the water is on.